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The Medium Wednesday March 29, 2000 Volume XXXI Number 17
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Rutgers University has many campus publications. Almost all of which are controlled by our President, Fran Lawrence. Franny-boy ensures that all publications praise him and hide all his wrong-doings. For example, The Daily Targum. In any given issue you can find ass-kissing articles about how good Fran-the-man is. There is of course that one publication that doesn't follow the rules. That damn Medium. Those crazy kids are gonna get expelled one of these days!
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