Wednesday
March 29, 2000
Volume XXXI
Number 17
Medium Spoofs:
The Rutgers Review
The Daily Targum
The Caellian
Diversions
Black Voice
Medium Sections:
Online Personals
Online Extras
What's Shakin'
Forget about attending some other university. With grades like yours, you'll be lucky if you even get in here. But if your four or five years of hard work paid off, you can join the suffering masses of the Rutgers populous.
Our diverse community will finally expose you rich white boys to the darkies you always feared. Run white boy, run!!