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The Review needs a new mascot. Why? No one thinks the guy with “GRASS” on his T-Shirt is funny. So we are going to have a contest. What we don’t realize is that no one is going to participate in this contest. The editors here at The Rutgers Review are under the false impression that people actually read it. No one does though. If you know a Review editor, please don’t tell him. It would just break all their fragile little hearts to know that all their half assed work is wasted. We are just going to play along with this little contest idea and hope they never find out. So if you have an idea for a Review mascot, send it to thereviewsucks@thereviewsucks.org. No, it’s not a real address, but no one is going to suggest anything to The Review anyway so there is no harm done.