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Life is ironic sometimes. Most guysdedicate themselves to the quest for pussy and never get it. I’m a guy too, but I’m gay so I hate girls. Of course in this cruel, cruel world I’m the one getting all the snatch. I think it’s because I’m so soft and absorbant. I’m just waiting for the day that a gay man’s ass starts bleeding uncontrollably and he needs me. Right now you’re probably thoroughly disgusted and wondering what this has to do with the cover. I don’t know either, so go fuck yourself.