Thursday 30--> Thursday night is drinking night!@ Wooo! Drink something! Get drunk, crazy-silly college kid. No class on Friday!@# Being drunk is fun because it makes you stupid ... stupid like a fox.--> Kill Mumia!, Court Tavern, 8pm: Even though I think it is highly insensitive and inappropriate for a band to be named “Kill Mumia,” they sure do rock ... Listen for their hit song, “Mumia must die”
Friday 3--> Sack Blabbath, Plum St. Pub, 10pm: ummm... I think they spelled their name wrong. Dumbasses.--> My apartment, 11pm-3am: I’ll be sitting alone, eating frosted cherios from the box in my boxers, watching clown porn and trying to figure out where I went wrong ... --> The Melody Bar, Scared Of Chaka, Dillinger Four, Leidersdorff, Holy Sue --> Cantaloupe! --> College Ave. Players Presents: A Boy's Life, Scott 135, 8pm: Uhmm. (It’s free) It’s about a boy’s life. How very interesting ... |
Saturday 1--> Oleanna, Cabaret Theatre (corner of Nichol and Suydam), 8pm: No matter which side you take, you’re wrong. “Wrong” meaning “gay.”--> Erratic Disclosure, The Saint, 9pm: the best 70s retro band to play at The Saint in a long time. They rock live! --> April Fools Day: Put seran wrap on your toilet and then wait for someone to use the restroom! Masturbate on someone’s bed! Fun and laughs will be had by all! --> Moe, State Theatre, 7pm: (Wow, a show I’ll actually be at. See, I told you I was cool.) I love the Three Stooges. Rock on, Moe! --> The Nerds, Birch Hill, 8pm: I used to be a computer nerd because I heard that chicks dig guys with big hard drives. I heard wrong. --> The Anderson Council, The Melody Bar
Sunday 2--> Church!@# Yeah. Go Church!@ GoGoGo! Church? No! CHURCH!@ Christ died for your sins ... you owe him BIG-TIME. Go to fucking church. What are you, some kinda jew?! Go to church! There’s still time. pagan-commie-pinko. Go to Chruch and REPENT!@# Yee-haw. |
| Not This Week
--> April 7, Roseland, Charlatans UK and Stereophonics: I don’t really listen to music.
--> April 7, Birch Hill, Britney Fox Zyris: I never heard of her ... but she sounds hot. --> April 28, Maxwell's, Hoboken, Girls Against Boys: --> April 28, Bowery Ballroom, Supergrass: --> April 29, Knitting Factory, Girls Against Boys --> April 29, Bowery Ballroom, Supergrass --> May 1, Radio City Music Hall, Oasis and Travis (sold out): why am i telling you about a sold out show? just to fuck with ya. |
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