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| February 4, 1998 | Editorials | Volume XXIX Number 13 |
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Scary Stats Relived · Girls have assholes too. · Hairy backs are not a virtue. · Girls say, “tease”. · Guys say, “whore”. · Orgasm is great for bodily aches. · Sometimes food is orgasmic. · All men are dogs—whether they bark or not. · Pussy tastes like raw fish. · She only says she’s on the pill. · Sometimes sex is worth waiting for. · Vaginas get wider, not longer. · Girls are horny too. And often. · A dead atheist is a maggot magnet with no place to go. · You’re not heterosexual, but your roommate is. · RuPaul could be Allah in drag. · Your reason for existence could be a faulty condom. · Feminism is for girls that can’t get any. · Two words…Crotch Rot (there’s a reason for those cotton panels). 1) We have a President who’d screw Hillary Clinton and Paula Jones 2) Chelsea Clinton 3) RU part time professors get a contract 4) Asians are bleaching their hair blonde 5) Liver piercing is now a fad 6) There are white people sing gospel 7) I’m graduating 8) Jews for Jesus 9) Iraq’s in the winter Olympics 10) Most respected personality in America today is Cartman from Southpark 11) I have a date for Valentine’s Day Back to the main page |